About

  • 19, I respond to general terms of endearment such as pet, dove, dearest, and terms of abuse such as douchrocket. In fact, there’s not a lot I won’t respond to. But Cat anim dom! That’s me ^
  • I’m really immature. I find the word cock hilarious.
  • If I had the patience to speak in gifs over the iWebz, I would.
  • I had two cats, but this one recently passed away:

  • I’m a vegan. I live by “Reduce, Re-use, Recycle”. I would hazard a guess that 90% of what I own is second-hand, mostly charity-shopped. That remaining 10% is underwear (ethically produced bras in a 34H, anyone?) and particularly pesky text-books. I got in to veganism because I’d been a long-time vegetarian, and the more I learned about the environmental impact, and the flagrant injustices of the farming systems, the harder it became to justify vegetarianism, or being “omni”. It is honestly the best life decision I’ve ever made. My iron levels are higher than ever, my skin is amazing, and I cook so much better than I did before! Vote with your dollar (well, Sterling, haha) and be the change you want to see in the world!
  • I’ve had a really short attention span recently, so I’ve been reading books that have little “plot”. This isn’t a bad thing. You guys should read Don’t Tell Mum I Work on the Oil Rigs. She Thinks I’m a Piano Player in a Whorehouse. It’s hilarious.
  • I’m terribly indecisive.
  • My best friend is Mr. Platypus.
  • I’m sorry, but I love cats. I regularly converse in lolspeak, too.
  • Total fail at languages, despite dabbling in French, Spanish, German, Latin, Dutch and Italian. I’m quite proud of my ability to say ik weet het niet but not actually be able to form any useful sentences… que sera,sera!
  • Musically I bop about to Velociraptor! by Kasabian, followed swiftly by belting out Ich Will by Rammstein, and will quite happily duet with my mother for Lynch the Landlord by Dead Kennedy’s.
  • I will not stand for any general fuckery that stems from ignorance, such as racism, sexism, homophobia, sizeism et. al. I will call you out.
  • Totes addicted to Criminal Minds and Fringe right now. I REGRET NOTHING.

  • BRING ME MORE ALE! I looove a good ale. I recently did the Otley Run and rather than using it as an excuse to get wasted, I was having halves of local ales all over. It was ace!
  • I love my friends. They’re total arseholes to me sometimes, but I assume they have their reasons.
  • I don’t go to Imperial, I just steal my parents jumpers. In fact, I don’t do anything right now (yay, youth unemployment!), but I do have a place at Sussex for 2012.
  • This is my other cat
  • I get a bit GPOY at times, but hey, we all do every now and then.
  • I have subscriptions to New Scientist, Private Eye, Nylon and Bust. Knowledge is power, all kinds of knowledge!
  • I have two siblings. But I don’t care for them. Icky, icky.
  • I love those puzzle books where you have a grid that looks like a crossword, but you don’t have questions to answer, you just have words to put in the grid. I still don’t know what these things are called, but I’m ADDICTED. Oh, and Solitaire. But deal 1. Can’t cope with that deal 3, shite.
  • I have a “significant other”. There are no good pictures of us, but this one is pretty titillating:

  • My blog doesn’t have a theme. There’s lovely ladies, vegan food, sometimes discussion of rights, entitlement, racism, some pictures of my “life”, but mainly I just scatter-brain all over the damn thing. Basically, if you were inside my head…