Quod the Fuck?: Archive

Quod the Fuck?

December 2011

david rossi in glasses, ohh, you dog.

I gave blood earlier, and it was my third time....

I think watching me try to lift crates at M&S might be a giggle with a bruised arm.

“What if the life that we’re living right now is this unsustainable bubble that...”

– Tim McIlrath

Anonymous asked: I'm going to be studying at the University of Essex in Colchester for this coming spring semester. I saw your post mentioning a woman who baked vegan treats at a cafe there. Is she still there? Also, is Colchester vegan/vegetarian friendly?

Jack Shit.: Has anyone seen the new covers of some... →

mypaintbynumberdreams: I saw a bunch in the bookstore yesterday and they look oddly similar to the Twilight book covers. Here are just a few: “Love Defies the Rules.” I don’t think that’s the point of the book, but okay. “The love that started it all.” Also not really the point of…

oh hotch, bb, don’t fall on the floor! i love these two episodes. they’re so freakin’ traumatic. also, that part where reid has an epiphany whilst looking at the maps. if only i could screen cap…

OMG A VEGAN CHRISTMAS HAMPERRRRRR! Thank-you very...

There’s a lovely lady, based in Colchester, who doesn’t have a physical place to sell any of her goods right now, but she makes DELECTABLE yummies! Apparently, she was in a cafe in Colchester for a while, you know, where I slaved my butt off at college without realising, but oh well! I’ll just have to order lots of cake from her. It was all absolutely brilliant. I’m...

“I am both happy and sad, & I am still trying to figure out how that could...”

– Stephen Chbosky - The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via quote-book)

“He’s Dr Jack Hodgins. I’m Anglea Montenegro. I do facial...”

"I love this song. It's Lou Reed! Now, he knew...

I love these little tit-bits that my mother comes up with. The song she was talking about was Perfect Day; it is pretty awesome.

I got my whiskey lovin' ways from my great-gran,

and I love my great-gran. She was such a classy chick, and she’s also where I got my penchant for swearing from (most likely, anyway). When she passed away, her flat had to be cleared out. Among a lot of thrifty things like reclaimed zips and buttons (she never gave a jacket or trouser set to charity without removing these things. No, I’m not kidding.), and some amazing jewellery,...

I wore some pretty whacky shit today.

Every so often I just look at my wardrobe, find the thing that I haven’t worn in the longest span of time (that makes sense to me, but I’m almost certain it isn’t grammatically correct) and WEAR IT. This skirt is Alexon, which to your run-of-the-mill-shopper is a slightly “old-lady” brand, but they make quality clothing. But, the cut of their clothing is fab on me,...

Ahhh, University Challenge. Hopefully this will...

Not bloody likely. It’s like Scrabble at dinner parties; you just don’t do it in our house. There will be blood.

The Lingerie Addict: Let Me Get Personal Here for... →

thelingerieaddict: I am always confused by people who post a picture of Marilyn Monroe or Bettie Page or the curvy-vintage-chick-of-your-choice followed by the phrase “I was born in the wrong era.” What? Seriously? A couple of idealized pin-up photos make you wish you could go back to the 1950’s? Back when a…

I ordered some stuff from Kiss Me Deadly this...

I really love those girls; they are honestly my favourite lingerie company!

The Show Must Go On: somatrip: THINGS THAT DO NOT... →

somatrip: THINGS THAT DO NOT MAKE A WOMAN A WHORE: Dating the boy you like Having sex because she likes having sex Going on dates with people whom she has no intention of calling again/dating exclusively Wearing clothes that show her cleavage Flirting THINGS THAT DO MAKE A WOMAN A…

I really hate L'Oreal, but I love Hugh Laurie's...

You just can’t beat the Laurie.

tumblr is being a dick. i do not have “100+” notifications, go away little red box of annoyance! i am so tired from work. elly is supposed to be paying me a visit in 40 or so min. i’m going to have a nap. there will probably be drool everywhere by the time she gets here. most pointless update of the year award goes tooo…