February 2012
Christians just came to the door,
“Do you mind us talking about God?”
Only if you talk out loud.
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Thank-you KFC for gendering food products,
my, I was so confused by that manly piece of chicken leg! I’m glad you’ve pointed me to the much more feminine breast option!
Sometimes I wonder how this shit gets past censors.
People I Sleep With
thepeacockangel:
Keep being like “Let me be your vibrator” or “after me you won’t need that hitachi” and it’s like “Bitch, please unless you have super powers you will never live up to the magic wand”
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Week in Pixels 26/02/2012
My emotional balance threw a wobbly during the week and I spent about three days feeling really sorry for myself, all puffy eyed, and mopey. Maybe it was the fact that I’d just visited my gran - she can be very stressful to be around, even though she means well.
At least the meerkats were on the Metro on the way back:
And mum bought me some stuff from Superdrug to cheer me up. I remember...
WHY DOES TUMBLR LOOK DIFFERENT. I CAN'T HANDLE...
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One of the things I’m most excited about when I go to Berlin is the slightly Douglas Adams themed hostel.
U jel?
“If vaginas disgust you then you hate women. If vaginas don’t actually disgust...”
– Misogyny in the Gay Community (via satifice)
whats even more disturbing is “straight” men who also hate vaginas. they wanna fuck them, but swear theyre gross: you sirs, are fucking misogynist as fuck.
(via baddominicana)
Guys, can we get over Paris now?
Let’s stop with the l’amouring of the French capital. It’s really not that fabulous. The Mona Lisa is tiny, you don’t actually want to wait to get to the top of the Eiffel Tower, and you can’t buy a bottle of water for less than 3€.
Sure you can visit it once. Ignore the gorgeous architecture above your eyeline and realise you don’t actually know what a...
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The idea of a strapless bra in a 34H seems more...
Oh, curse you breasts!
Been with Ben for two years,
That awkward moment when you have to stop yourself...
“BUT IT WILL LOOK FIERCE! &it won’t matter what you wear underneath because THE PONCHO WILL COVER IT!”
No.
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I don't at all feel like myself.
and it sucks.
Green Smoothies are Necessary
myveganlife:
Me: Mom! Spinach is on sale I need to get bananas
Mom: You’re lucky I know what you’re talking about cause that sounds weird.
GPOY.
Need to work up the courage to go in to town, and...
But writing the damn thing is problematic enough.
Urgh.
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BBC Africa debate in Sierra Leone on BBC WS right...
Tune in to be fascinated!
I wish I was normal.
takingcareofdean:
Like, I wish I could sleep for normal times and wake up in the morning like normal people and do normal things.
BUT NO. I DON’T FUCKING GET TO HAVE THAT.
reblogging because gpoy and RJD <3
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Love Me Mercilessly: You don't get to tell... →
poemsofthedead:
Whether it is a name/pejorative term, a symbol, or a culturally significant item, “reclaiming” is not something outsiders can
tell marginalized people to do
suggest as an alternative to being angry about outsiders using/misusing it
demand that marginalized people should…
Family member talking about a warrigal and I just had to go through the entire conversation as if I knew what they were talking about.
I feel that I should denounce any of my Australian heritage at times like this!
I couldn't possibly tell you what's so annoying...
But they make me want to punch something.
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Going to put bleach in my hair, then sleep with...
and my hair will be MOAR PINKS than it was before.
Hells to the yeah (Y)
Because rn it’s okay if I style it, but I know there are roots, and I know that it bothers me. I remember why I gave up on having interesting hair in year 11 now, haha.
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“Go run your little world.”
– Malcom Reynolds, Firefly.
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Three Ideas for Creating Livable Cities →
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“Now because the majority of abortions are performed in the first trimester, if...”
– JON STEWART, on Virginia’s inhumane, inhuman and shameful “personhood” law (via loveyourchaos)