Guys, can we get over Paris now?
Let’s stop with the l’amouring of the French capital. It’s really not that fabulous. The Mona Lisa is tiny, you don’t actually want to wait to get to the top of the Eiffel Tower, and you can’t buy a bottle of water for less than 3€.
Sure you can visit it once. Ignore the gorgeous architecture above your eyeline and realise you don’t actually know what a macaroon is. Go on the Eurostar for a long weekend. Sit on the bridges and laugh at the pigeons shitting on mimes. But, there are a lot more interesting places in Europe, that aren’t half as filled with poop, scam artists or other tourists.
Kaliningrad. Berlin. Naples. Istanbul. Bucharest. Christ, even Rotterdam!
Where’s your sense of adventure?!
